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dai-choo-choo: regulardudetier: pancakeremix replied to your post: thanks chelsea. now dabney and i are sitting here… GOOD. TELL THAT BITCH SHE OWES ME DINNER. WILL DO. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO IT DOESN’T MATTER AS LONG AS SOMEONE MAKES ME A SANDWHICH

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OH GOD THE THING ABOUT ASKING HER WHERE TO HIDE DEAD BODIES IS TRUE IT’S ALL TRUE OH MY GOD WHY

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Me: I love you
Siri: That's nice. Can we get back to work now?
Me: Why are you so cold hearted?!
Siri: Is that what you think?
Me: Yes.
Siri: I thought so.
Me: I WANT A DIVORCE.
Siri: I found 11 Divorce Lawyers fairly close to you-
Me: NO I HATE YOU.
Siri: I'm sorry.

Dec 31st

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Hey let's test out Siri for the first time!

Me: Siri, find me some bitches
Siri: I'll pretend I didn't hear that
Me: Don't talk back to me, find me some bitches!
Siri: Chelsea, your language!
Me: Shut up!
Siri: That's not nice.
Me: Your FACE isn't nice.
Siri: Ok

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STORY TIME

When I was a wee lass, I used to watch Jurassic Park all the time. ALL. THE. TIME. I also had this weird obsession with Jeff Goldblum (and Will Smith, but that hasn’t changed now has it). I loved the glasses he would wear… ever. Those awful thick rimmed styles that are now super hipster and blah blah no one gives a fuck. The point of this story is I finally bought some. Thanks to the...

Dec 31st

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